Some conversations with my youngest – thoughts of a two year old.

Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh punkinpatch.

Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh pony wide

Daddy?
Yes child?
Punkin patch cwosed
No pony wide
Yes child, the pumpkin patch is closed, so we can’t go on a pony ride.

Daddy?
Yes child?
I sad
Why child?
Miss gwama.

Daddy?
Yes child?
Sit down daddy sit down,
Child, I need to get ready for work.
Help, daddy, help.
Child, you can eat by yourself.

Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh gimpa house
See uncle david.
Yes child we will go to grampa’s house and see uncle David later.
See josh?
Yes child, we will see Joshua.
See geema?
Yes child we will see Gramma

Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh Punkin.
Yes child, that is a pumpkin.
Halloween.
Yes child, we painted pumpkins at holloween.
Marta monster.
Yes child, our friend Marta was dressed as a troll.
Sarah,
Yes we saw Sarah.
Char
Yes we saw Charles.
Leena daddy
Yes we saw Leena’s daddy and mommy.
Twick an tweet
Yes we went trick or treating
Yike candy
Yes I know you like candy, but you may not have any now.
OK daddy.

Daddy?
Yes child
See doctor?
Yes child, I am going to the doctor, and you are going with me.
Get sticker.

Daddy?
Yes child?
Go eat?
Yes child, we are going out to eat.
No doctor?
No we are not going to the doctor.
Go eat?
Yes child we are going to eat.
Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh eat!


Wead daddy Wead,
Ok, we can read this book.
Daddy, see scarecwow
Yes, that is a scarecrow
Snowman
Yes, there is a snowman
Daddy?
Yes child?
Uh uh punkinpatch